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FEBRUARY 27, 1998
Well, been awhile since I've said anything. Anyways there is no doubt that Cartman is the number one favorite character of SouthPArkFans. He's funny, he's fat, he's mean, he's fat, he swears constantly, he's fat, he is just plain hillarious, and did I mention he is fat??? Well Yahoo for Eric Cartman.


LAST EPISODE

What could Cartman be up to now? Playing with stuff animal and sharing tea? Or the multiple personalities? Both!!! Yes, you guest it he decide since he didn't have a dad he'd run off and become a prono star. Just kidding! Started on night at a drunken barn dance.The Slut, AkA Eric's Mom, had too many drinks that night, and BOOM!!!!! It struck her! Some corney song played in the mist of the dance and there stood HIM! Da man of her dreams. And again another one and another one. and so on and so on. Until she didn't even no who was eric's father. Eric's quest to find the truth turns into a night mare, as he learns where the woo-hoo dilly goes into the cha-cha and that his mother is a slut. Stan and kyle enter cartman playing tea with his stuff animals to "America's stupidest home videos" which makes it to the finals and they get second place 3000. The genitic engeneer can help cartman find out who is father is but would need 3000 dollars to do so. You guest it Stan and kyle give it to him. And the father or eric cartman is!!!!!! No one knows. to be continued. I think it's between, Chef, Jimbo and Ned, Mr. Garrison, Kyle's dad and the football team. What will the results hold? gotta wait 4 weeks. Bummer %^%^%^$$#$^& &*&*


FEBRUARY 16, 1998


What is kenny saying in the theme song?
Well here it is. Make sure the parents aren't around, unless you are a Adult.Shame,shame! Than don't let the kids catch ya. (: Here it is....... "I like girls with big fat titties...I like girls with big vaginas" tisk tisk.



SouthParkWebsites

Yahoo, is a great place to put your homepage. There is an article going around about how many hits SouthPark sites are getting per day. And that this new TV show sensation is getting great reviews.


FEBRUARY 15, 1998



A lot of you have heard or seen or bought the "South park" on the "Rolling stones". Well, did you miss that special issue? Well here is the whole article. here is da link. I know a lot of you might wanna to see it. "Rolling Stones special South Park addition


Missed this weeks ep?
It was the battle between good and evil when Jesus and Satan battled against each other in a boxing match. Eric Cartman's plan for the perfect birthday was ruined by Stan, instead of that Red mega man he wanted to go with the blue and yelow mega he got Ants in the pants instead. Not only that, a new boy from Hell came to the south park Elementry school and was an outcast from the start causing total distruction and total Kayos. The ending results of the fight was, "JESUS" but Satan let Jesus win and stole the people of South Parks money for betting on Satan instead of Jesus. At the end Demon (new kid) was finally excepted by Cartman and friends by giving a hell of a good show by blowing Pip up. Wow what a Jolly good show. -A.L




REMINDER Remember everyone all this Febuary is all new episodes. So if ya got a VCR better tape em. The March, I'm not sure will probably be all reruns.Which I'm hoping it isn't. So, 'member, all new episodes air on Wed: at 10pm.



South Park movie?

Could it be???? That there might just be a South Park movie? Rumor has it that yes it is true. If they do come out with a SP movie it will diffenitly be rate R or they won't do it. Now remember this is onlty a rumor going around. So keep your eyes peeled!!!



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