hates me "It isn't fair, eveyone hates me.The whole town wants me killed. Mom and dad are going to send me away. I don't want to b sent away. I want to stay here..."

Starving Etheopean "Yea. We'd like to abdopted a starving Etheopean."

Don't be gay "Now sit Sparky, good boy, shake, good boy, now don't be gay sparky, don't be gay..."

Crap "Awww, Crap!"

Anual Probe "It's an Alien anual probe, it's shooting fire out of Cartman's rectom."