INSULT PAGE

Ok, this page is for people that are being threaten by someone else and wants to insult them. Great for chatroom arguments and also email letters. Here are a few you can use.

I'd like to see it from your point of view. But I don't think I can stick my head that far up my ass.

I hope your face ends up on a milk carton

If I wanted any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.

Shut the hell up before I shove this keyboard up your ass sideways.

The only way your parents would forgive you is if you ran away to the ends of the earth.

When I saw you on the family tree I wanted to cut it down.

Are you always this stupid? Or is today a special occcation

Go make a friend and tell them all about it.

You must have billions of ancesters, it's hard to believe that many are to blame for producing you.

As an outsider: what do you think of the human race?

Believe me I don't want to make a monkey out of you.Why should I take all the credit.

A friend of yours is a friend of yours.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Are your parents siblings?

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head now

Can I borrow your face for a few days.My ass went on vacation.

Don't you love nature? Despite what it did to you?

Wouldn't you need a lisence to be that ugly.?

For two sents I'd give you a piece of my mind and all of yours

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Hi I'm a human being what are you?

I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works.

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